On being an artist, and what to wear to be our true selves... For Sunday Miscellany on RTÉ Radio 1, listen to The Wig by Julie Feeney above.

A polite young man with a dropped, gaping jaw struggled to divert his gaze. Cup of tea in hand, he appeared to suffer from a sudden bout of what my mother would call 'stunnism'.

It was no wonder.Hadn't his beautiful dance date just ripped the wig off her head...

Listen to more from Sunday Miscellany here.